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| Paranoid Sardarji |
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| The Sardarji doctor was so afraid
of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he
put them in his drink. |
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| Way too much wrestling... |
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| On your resume you write "I'm the
best there is, the best there was, and the best there
ever will be" |
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| Time bomb |
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| Peter, time bomb le aao aur is
saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe set
kar do... |
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| Akal badhi ki bhains? |
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| "Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi
ki bhains? Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth
bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time
khoti karta hai sala." |
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| Atten( 8 annas)-bourough |
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| Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise
when they went to watch "GANDHI"? A) They read Atten(
8 annas)-bourough in the credits. |
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| Gopalakrishnan!!!! |
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| Q: Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A: Comepalakrishnan. |
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| Make a wish |
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| When the night comes, look at the
sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just
make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did
it and I found you. |
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| Women are like hurricanes |
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| Women are like hurricanes: when
they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave
they take the house and the car. |
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| Brain transplant |
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| If I ever need a brain transplant,
I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never
been used. |
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| Shell station |
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| Q. Why did the turtle cross the
road? A. To get to the Shell station! |
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| Things that sound dirty at office |
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| Mind if I use your laptop? |
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| Hathi aur machhar |
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| Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek
machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai. Dono ka affair
bahut dino tak chalta hai. |
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